Sunday, October 16, 2011

Text Interchange With Brother During Buckeye Game

Brother: When bob davie thinks your playcalling is predictable....
Me: Then you're doing something right.
Me: I'm about to hidden yardage the volume on the tv.
Brother: Ugh this is terrible to watch i'm ready to emotionally eat.
Me: Holy shit that was uggo.
Brother: He can't throw a spiral.
Me: I'm not sure Davie is the worse announcer in the booth today.
Brother: Agreed.
Brother: That was a great play action.
Brother: I turned on music 15 minutes ago.
Me: !!!
Brother: Boooooooooooom.
Me: Can him and brewster and sweat be permanent caps for the rest of the season.
Brother: Yes.
Me: Howard kind of sucks.
Brother: He should be a mickle cb.
Me: Goddamn zone read. Flashbaccks. I has them.
Brother: 52=big daddy
Me: Fuck yeah. Little buckeye kid in jorts is amazing.
Me: Less than 5 passes is still holding strong.
Brother: Boom better be ready to bring this one home.
Brother: We might not throw another pass this game.
Me: If we do bad things will have happened.
Me: Not completing a pass and winning...achievement unlocked.
Me: I like to imagine fickell is wearing his old jersey underneath his jacket.
Brother: U mean his wrestling singlet?
Me: Thats underneath his jersey.

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Buckeye Descent Into Football Oblivion: Bottom Still Not In View


This is my timeline for the buckeyes season so far:

Akron game: WOOOOO!!!!!! BAUSERMAN LOOKED PRETTY KRENZEL-ESQUE ON THAT BROKEN QB KEEPER. HATERZ TO THE LEFT CUZ WE GOIN 12-1 BABY BABYYYYY!!!!

Toledo game: Toledo's pretty damn good. Too bad they went up against OHIO'S TEAM. That hot MACtion did make me nervous for a good 90% of the game though.

Miami game: Me singing softly to Terrelle Pryor and Jim Tressell in a whiskey delirium on my way home from the bar - "Hello? How are you? Is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes....I can see it in your smile..."

Colorado game: Did not attempt to watch. Instead was drinkin frozen daquiries and eating fried oyster sandwiches. My favorite buckeye saturday of the season except for akron.

Michigan State game: Offensive Strategy??? We has none. Did you know that whiskey tastes twice as good straight from the bottle?

Nebraska game: Here's hoping for the seldom seen and most glorious final score of 2-0 buckeyes.