Buckeye Descent Into Football Oblivion: Bottom Still Not In View

This is my timeline for the buckeyes season so far:

Akron game: WOOOOO!!!!!! BAUSERMAN LOOKED PRETTY KRENZEL-ESQUE ON THAT BROKEN QB KEEPER. HATERZ TO THE LEFT CUZ WE GOIN 12-1 BABY BABYYYYY!!!!

Toledo game: Toledo's pretty damn good. Too bad they went up against OHIO'S TEAM. That hot MACtion did make me nervous for a good 90% of the game though.

Miami game: Me singing softly to Terrelle Pryor and Jim Tressell in a whiskey delirium on my way home from the bar - "Hello? How are you? Is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes....I can see it in your smile..."

Colorado game: Did not attempt to watch. Instead was drinkin frozen daquiries and eating fried oyster sandwiches. My favorite buckeye saturday of the season except for akron.

Michigan State game: Offensive Strategy??? We has none. Did you know that whiskey tastes twice as good straight from the bottle?

Nebraska game: Here's hoping for the seldom seen and most glorious final score of 2-0 buckeyes.