Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Hubie Brown Knows How To Hurt Me


Hubie Brown has finally figured out why Chris Paul is so good.


"Paul's so good because he shoots a high field goal percentage on all of his shots," Says Brown.


First, that sentence is just a tad redundant. If you shoot a high field goal percentage then one would think that that would encompass all of his shots. Unless Hubie is conducting some sports viewing experiment where he is saying the dumbest shit possible to see if anyone notices, I have no explanation for his retardery besides him being 93 years old. Back to the Hubie's quote though. How can Hubie say with a straight face that Paul's excellence on the basketball court is derived from his ability to have a high field goal percentage? That's about the 10th most important thing he does for his team. What about setting his teammates up with easy shots? Or bringing a certain I will cut your balls off to win this game attitude. Seriously Hubie, you make me want to kill my TV.


Brown also called the two players the Hornets got for Tyson Chandler, Joe Smith and Chris Wilcox, excellent players. What the fuck are you talking about Hubie? Joe Smith, slightly above average. Chris Wilcox? He's never done anything besides take up space and make easy baskets. Is anyone going to pull the plug on this Completely Senile Hubie Commentating Experience?

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