What the Seattle Sonics could have learned from the movie Major League:
1. Lou Brown and his mustache will always be a much better coach than someone in a turtleneck that goes by the name of PJ. Then again, Lou Brown almost decided that coaching the Indians was less desirable than running an auto shop. So this ones actually a toss up depending on how you fall on turtlenecks. I fall favorably, so...
2. If your owner is conspiring with another city to move the team there the only thing you can do is...............WIN THE WHOLE FUCKING THING!
Side Note - Girls like Rene Russo do not stick around in places like Cleveland to revamp the public library system. If they do they obviously have something to hide. Girls like Rene Russo move to big cities and fuck hipsters or businessman or more likely ruggedly handsome hobos they meet on the subway.
3. Atleast one player that is into voodoo is always good for team chemistry. Unless said player's voodoo hatred is directed at someone else on the team. That shit can get awkward. Collison, here's looking at you pal.
And a great quote from Bob Uecker for all you aspiring announcers:
Harry Doyle: [before the playoff game] Monty, anything to add?
Colorman: Ummm... no.
Harry Doyle: He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks!
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