27 Points 10 Rebounds 15 Assists and 7 Steals is out of goddamn control. That is Paul's stat line from last night's game. Now I usually am nonplussed by good players putting up gawdy numbers every once in awhile but Paul does this sort of shit once a week.
It's pretty obvious that CP is the best point in the league. But I also want to give him my vote for nastiest, most Stockton-esque player right now. Everything he does is with a sneer. Every time he plays defense he fouls someone very discreetly so the refs don't notice it. I love it. It's like he's stolen Stockton's brain and put it in his much more athletic body. Oh yeah, I have to mention his spotlight moment of being dirty. In college he gave Julius Hodge a quick balltap that the cameras caught and earned him his first bit of notoriety for fucking with opponents.
Some of you out there, like anyone reads this, might cry that being dirty has a double standard. Your gay asses are right. When Bruce Bowen does it fuck him and the horse he rode in on. When Chris Paul does it its badass. Know why? Because Chris Paul does a lot of entertaining shit on a basketball court. He makes the games much more fun to watch. Bruce Bowen does the exact opposite of that. He makes games more ugly and boring and thats why people despise him for basically the same sort of tactics.
In summary, fuck Bruce Bowen.
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